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在大学冲凉房里手淫...
Re:Masturbation in Showers
We have found several blackages in showers in university owned
accommodation,most commonly caused by human hair.
However,over last term we found many of these blackages to be caused
by large quantities of what we have now determined to be semen.
This is intolerable,and we shall be tracing the culprits by means of
DNA matching if the problem persists.
May we advise students who wish to masturbate to do so in the comfort
of theor own rooms,rather than in the showers.
Thank you for taking time to read this document.
P Robinson,
Director,
Estates and Buildings
内容大略是酱...
大学生冲凉时在冲凉房里手淫导致精子过多把水管诸塞...
这通告劝学生如果想手淫的话请在自己的房间手淫...
还警告说如果再犯的话...就把精子拿去做DNA化验... |
