河豚丁丁 发表于 30-4-2009 02:01:11

在大学冲凉房里手淫...

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Re:Masturbation in Showers


We have found several blackages in showers in university owned
accommodation,most commonly caused by human hair.

However,over last term we found many of these blackages to be caused
by large quantities of what we have now determined to be semen.

This is intolerable,and we shall be tracing the culprits by means of
DNA matching if the problem persists.

May we advise students who wish to masturbate to do so in the comfort
of theor own rooms,rather than in the showers.

Thank you for taking time to read this document.



P Robinson,
Director,
Estates and Buildings




内容大略是酱...


大学生冲凉时在冲凉房里手淫导致精子过多把水管诸塞...

这通告劝学生如果想手淫的话请在自己的房间手淫...

还警告说如果再犯的话...就把精子拿去做DNA化验...


哎哟哟~~~ 这样都可以喔~~~ hahaha :yct51

kidcy88 发表于 30-4-2009 02:08:06

aiyo~~这样也可以啊？

河豚丁丁 发表于 30-4-2009 02:11:26

haha 夸张hor~ 精子过多把水管诸塞 谁那么厉害 :yct39

材帮帮主 发表于 30-4-2009 02:15:05

应该不可能吧,因为精子不是固体,怎么可能会塞到呢

lwk88 发表于 30-4-2009 02:18:53

发过了。。。

河豚丁丁 发表于 30-4-2009 02:28:26

4# 材帮帮主

haha 不知道喔 :yct51

leo 发表于 30-4-2009 19:58:04

恶心咯~~

天上游龍 发表于 30-4-2009 21:09:13

材帮说的对～
精子怎么可能会阻塞水管呢==
这是同学的恶作剧吧？？

疯神月 发表于 1-5-2009 00:57:29

还要去做DNA化验 tim a? :yct51

TANG 发表于 1-5-2009 01:02:44

很够力的通告。。。
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