世界魚類大全
世界魚類大全
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1.
老婆
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鹹魚
→可放很久都不會壞
但是很好下飯啊，一小口就可以鹹很久。
換句話說，你只要給她一句甜言蜜語，她就會愛妳很久喔！
2.
情人
＝
甲魚
→很黏人http://bl141w.blu141.mail.live.com/mail/SafeRedirect.aspx?hm__tg=http://65.55.175.71/att/GetAttachment.aspx&hm__qs=file%3d366a387c-3343-4e34-bd22-0f3c71c866d5.jpg%26ct%3daW1hZ2UvanBlZw_3d_3d%26name%3daW1hZ2UwMDIuanBn%26inline%3d1%26rfc%3d0%26empty%3dFalse%26imgsrc%3dcid%253a2.1155899137%2540web46104.mail.sp1.yahoo.com&oneredir=1&ip=10.4.70.8&d=d1562&mf=0
吸乾了之後，你都不用撥，它自己就會掉了！
3.
妓女
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河豚
→很好吃但很毒 http://bl141w.blu141.mail.live.com/mail/SafeRedirect.aspx?hm__tg=http://65.55.175.71/att/GetAttachment.aspx&hm__qs=file%3d3fb47dc5-d79e-412e-8a34-679f29a882a5.jpg%26ct%3daW1hZ2UvanBlZw_3d_3d%26name%3daW1hZ2UwMDMuanBn%26inline%3d1%26rfc%3d0%26empty%3dFalse%26imgsrc%3dcid%253a3.1155899137%2540web46104.mail.sp1.yahoo.com&oneredir=1&ip=10.4.70.8&d=d1562&mf=0
但是，有的都是已經爛掉的，或只能被風乾做裝飾品。
4.
別人的老婆
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熱帶魚
→好看但不能吃 http://bl141w.blu141.mail.live.com/mail/SafeRedirect.aspx?hm__tg=http://65.55.175.71/att/GetAttachment.aspx&hm__qs=file%3d21f48448-8bd3-44a7-8a84-34d2db3bdcc1.jpg%26ct%3daW1hZ2UvanBlZw_3d_3d%26name%3daW1hZ2UwMDQuanBn%26inline%3d1%26rfc%3d0%26empty%3dFalse%26imgsrc%3dcid%253a4.1155899137%2540web46104.mail.sp1.yahoo.com&oneredir=1&ip=10.4.70.8&d=d1562&mf=0
這點很重要喔！有的或許也不好吃啦！
5. 60歲
以上的女人
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柴魚
→已經乾掉了
還好啦，不過還蠻有韻〝味〞的。貓兒對柴魚很過敏。
6.丈夫
＝鮭魚或烏魚→不安於室，但終究還是會游回家
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呵！呵！雖然會游回家，但是很有可能已經在外面撒種囉，
各位鹹魚要注意啦！
7.情郎
＝
鰻魚→尤其是電鰻? A? |放電電人的
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看來我不適合當情郎了，因為我不會放電，也不夠油嘴滑舌！
8.
牛郎
＝
鱷魚
→大小通吃，吃完不吐骨頭
妳以為他們高興啊？有些柴魚真的會讓鱷魚難以下嚥啊，太腥了！
9.
別人的丈夫
＝
紅龍
→ ! 身價百萬http://bl141w.blu141.mail.live.com/mail/SafeRedirect.aspx?hm__tg=http://65.55.175.71/att/GetAttachment.aspx&hm__qs=file%3dc8680cd1-ddd7-49a2-a664-51a4fa560bac.jpg%26ct%3daW1hZ2UvanBlZw_3d_3d%26name%3daW1hZ2UwMDcuanBn%26inline%3d1%26rfc%3d0%26empty%3dFalse%26imgsrc%3dcid%253a7.1155899137%2540web46104.mail.sp1.yahoo.com&oneredir=1&ip=10.4.70.8&d=d1562&mf=0
拜託，不是每隻都是紅龍。有些也只是虱目魚，肉少多刺！
10.老男人
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魷魚→全身無骨! 頭! ，軟趴趴的，站不起來
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笨啊！老男人的周邊商品才值錢哩！魷魚絲、魷魚乾、魷魚片都頗有賣點呢!
[ 本帖最后由 JyeJye~~凯杰 于 8-10-2008 20:02 编辑 ] 不好笑..................冷 :yct27
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